Comments on: Book Giveaway: War In Heaven (28/8/2012)

By: Janetta

Janetta — Sun, 02 Sep 2012 02:44:01 +0000

If I absolutely had to be clubbed into unconsciousness by my own cybernetic arm, it would be worth it if I woke up with the body of Heidi Clum and the brain of Bill Gates… but of course act like Paris Hilton and everything I do or see equates to “Love It.”

By: Tim

Tim — Fri, 31 Aug 2012 10:10:51 +0000

If I absolutely had to be clubbed into unconsciousness by my own cybernetic arm, it would be worth it if it woke me up with breakfast in bed in the morning. Good Mr. Army – all is forgiven!

By: Dan Sutcliffe

Dan Sutcliffe — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 11:12:55 +0000

If I absolutely had to be clubbed into unconsciousness by my own cybernetic arm, I would demand to see the person who decided it was absolutely necessary for this to happen. I think they just have a grudge and are making up regulations to torture me, which surely can be classed as “cruel and unusual punishment”. Life isn’t fair…
On the plus side, I would have a snazzy cybernetic arm, though I wish I knew how to change the setting from ‘club me into unconsciousness’ into ‘club other people into unconsciousness. Nasty people, obviously’.

By: Johann Pollard

Johann Pollard — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 09:13:29 +0000

If I absolutely had to be clubbed into unconsciousness by my own cybernetic arm, it would be worth it if I could get the last cookie in the jar.

By: Ian Kenworthy (@whisperingsand)

Ian Kenworthy (@whisperingsand) — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 12:49:24 +0000

If I absolutely had to be clubbed into unconsciousness by my own cybernetic arm, it would be worth it if it would make the damned thing let go of Mrs Chellingworth’s buttocks.

By: Yagiz [Between Two Books]

Yagiz [Between Two Books] — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 12:07:54 +0000

If I absolutely had to be clubbed into unconsciousness by my own cybernetic arm, it would be worth it if… it could also write on its own as good as Gavin Smith.

By: Rory Hunter

Rory Hunter — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 09:39:15 +0000

If I absolutely had to be clubbed into unconsciousness by my own cybernetic arm, it would be worth it if…
I received the promised guided missile and machine gun upgrade afterwards.

By: Mark Fordham

Mark Fordham — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 09:15:30 +0000

Hope to get a free book, somthing to read in my spare time

By: Gavin Smith

Gavin Smith — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 09:11:11 +0000

If I absolutely had to be clubbed into unconsciousness by an enraged Smith’s fan daffodil , it would be worth it if… I’d manage to beat Morrisey to death with his own severed arm or indeed any other body part.

By: Jean Deas

Jean Deas — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 10:55:56 +0000

Just thought I’d point out you’re one quarter Smith or under the circumstances would you like to keep quiet about that?