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		<title>Middle Earth v. Westeros matchcast commentary</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A couple of weeks ago when England played Italy I tweeted commentary of a fictional match between Middle Earth and Westeros. You can find the pre-match buildup on the <a href="http://www.gollancz.co.uk/2014/06/the-world-cup-is-upon-us-and-in-our-fantasy-world-of-anything-can-happen/"><strong>Gollancz blog here</strong></a>. It seemed to irritate about as many people as it amused, judging from the responses; but for anyone who wants it, here it is in less irritating form. It&#8217;s pretty much the commentary that went out but I did edit a couple of tweets on the fly and add one or two. Enjoy or not, as the case may be. It&#8217;s quite long and probably doesn&#8217;t make much sense unless you a) watch football fairly often and b) have watched the Lord of the Rings/Hobbit movies and Game of Thrones.<span id="more-3691"></span></p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Good evening and welcome to live coverage of the opening Fantasy World Cup match between Middle Earth and Westeros in Mordor. #fwc2014</p>
<p>The team news is in. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Middle Earth: Smaug in goal; a back three of Thorin, Gandalf, Gimli; Aragorn, Sauron, Legolas in midfield. #fwc2014</p>
<p>The usual strike quartet of Merry, Gamgee, Pippin; Frodo. I fancy Gamgee to play in the hole just behind Frodo tonight. #fwc2014</p>
<p>No surprises in the line-up. Home advantage to the hosts, but a Mordor crowd can be very partisan. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Already a lot of orcs already singing racist chants against Hobbits. FIFFA will have something to say about this after the match. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Westeros: Varys The Spider in goal; The usual Lannister back three of Cersei, Tywin and Jaime. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Stannis Baratheon sitting in the holding role. A midfield four of Oberyn Martell; Sandor “The Hound” Clegane, Jon Snow and Arya Stark. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Oberyn seems to have recovered from those injury fears after his training ground bust-up with Gregor “The Mountain” Clegane. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Hadn&#8217;t expected to see the Hound playing tonight, but his partnership with Arya on the wing has been productive of late. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Danaerys Targaryan playing the number ten role as expected; Tyrion Lannister as the lone striker. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">No place in the team for Littlefinger tonight, who remains on the bench. Westeros have such a large squad. #fwc2014</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Joining our commentary team tonight our guests are the dragon-queen Zafir and Elric Cantona. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Our other guest commentators tonight are Radagast the Brown and the Ghost of Ned Stark. #fwc2014</p>
<p>All the injury news seems to be good tonight. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Middle Earth&#8217;s central midfield dynamo Sauron has been declared fit despite a nagging ankle injury. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Manager Jackson restores striker Frodo and wide forward Pippin after both were rested for pre-tournament friendlies. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Gollum remains on the bench. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Westeros have been boosted by the news that Jaime has recovered from losing his hand injury to return to the defence. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Cersei is at right-back in place of the injured Joffrey and the suspended Selmy Barristan. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Arya has also shaken off an injury doubt to start in the midfield, where Snow retains his place ahead of the returning Littlefinger. #fwc2014</p>
<p>This is a true clash of Fantasy heavyweights. Between them, Middle Earth and Westeros have 16 major titles. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Middle Earth &#8211; including West Middle Earth &#8211; have thirteen World Cups to their name. Westeros can boast three. #fwc2014</p>
<p>What is quite incredible is that Middle Earth have never beaten Westeros in a competitive game. #fwc2014</p>
<p>In the seven meetings that mattered, the Westerosi have won three and drawn four. #fwc2014</p>
<p>It&#8217;s reassuring the know that even a nation as mighty as Middle Earth has a bogey team, isn&#8217;t it? #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Will Middle Earth finally break the hex Westeros have had over them at tournaments, or will the Westerosi prevail? #fwc2014</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Middle Earth have played in a semi-final in a major competition 17 times so far, making it to the final on 11 occasions. #fwc2014</p>
<p>They have now won their last fifteen competitive games – an all-time record in Fantasy World Cup history. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Middle Earth have scored in each of their last 20 games (51 goals in total). #fwc2014</p>
<p>Westeros have failed to make it to the finals only in two of the ten tournaments they’ve played. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Six of their last seven goals have come from set-pieces, whereas 11 of Middle Earth’s last 12 have come from open play. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Tonight&#8217;s head to head between Middle Earth and Westeros sees two of the new star men go head-to-head. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Sauron&#8217;s enduring quality has been a constant theme in recent games. #fwc2014</p>
<p>The 3300-year-old&#8217;s passing from a deep-lying midfield position cut the Shanarra eleven to ribbons in their last qualifying game. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Zafir: “His big mace-thing helped a lot there. Added the crunch into those crunching tackles.” #fwc2014</p>
<p>Oberyn Martell operates higher up the pitch, but is no less important as the creative fulcrum of an impressive Westeros side. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Radagast: &#8220;Oberyn is an exceptional player, with good ideas. He&#8217;s the one who directs the game, so we have to stop him.” #fwc2014</p>
<p>“It&#8217;s amazing to see him starting after such a horrific injury. I think most of us thought he&#8217;d be out for the rest of the season.” #fwc2014</p>
<p>“We have to think of a way to play better than Westeros and dictate the tempo of the match. It&#8217;s a confidence thing.” #fwc2014</p>
<p>Ned Stark: &#8220;We&#8217;re all fit both mentally and physically. I don&#8217;t think we can have any negative thoughts.” #fwc2014</p>
<p>“Except possibly about the Lannisters.” #fwc2014</p>
<p>Zafir: “I rather like the Lannisters. Obviously I&#8217;d burn them if I was up against them, but they&#8217;re fun to watch.” #fwc2014</p>
<p>The players are led out by captains Gandalf and Tywin. The referee for this one is Loki son of Odin. #fwc2014</p>
<p>A controversial choice there. Some say he&#8217;s a Westeros supporter. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Ned Stark: “I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if some Lannister gold has reached his pockets before tonight.”</p>
<p>Gandalf and Tywin each read out a message of support for FIFFA&#8217;s Respect Diversity campaign.</p>
<p>Zafir: “Loki was cleared of last year&#8217;s corruption charges by FIFFA president Hoofwanking Bunglecunt last year.” #fwc2014</p>
<p>Elric: “Says it all, really.” #fwc2014</p>
<p>Zafir: “I hear the Hoofwanking Bunglecunt might try to run for a fifth term. I do have a dragon, you know.” #fwc2014</p>
<p>Oberyn and Tyrion sharing a joke at Tywin as he speaks. Clearly something amusing! #fwc2014</p>
<p>All very worthy, of course, but all are glad to see the players finally shake hands and get ready for kick-off. #fwc2014</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">1&#8242; Westeros&#8217;s mentally-unhinged front pairing of Danaerys and Tyrion get us underway! #fwc2014</p>
<p>2&#8242; Sauron is screaming for the ball from the edge of the box, but Gimli chooses to cross to Frodo instead. #fwc2014</p>
<p>The ball sails over the striker&#8217;s head. As Middle Earth crosses often do. Don&#8217;t know why he tried it really. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Can&#8217;t remember the last time Middle Earth scored a headed goal. #fwc2014</p>
<p>3&#8242; Tyrion chases after a ball over the top and is judged to have shoved Gandalf in the back as he did so. #fwc2014</p>
<p>4&#8242; A through ball is slipped forward for Tyrion, but Smaug is quick off his line to gather the pass&#8230;  #fwc2014</p>
<p>… and crushes it. New ball required. I think we&#8217;re going to see a lot of that tonight. #fwc2014</p>
<p>5&#8242; Cersei charges into Sauron with a solid challenge that yields the first corner of the match for Middle Earth. #fwc2014</p>
<p>6&#8242; Sauron swings the corner in and it comes to Aragorn on the edge of the six-yard box. He guides it past The Spider&#8230;! #fwc2014</p>
<p>Oberyn blocks on the line! The Spider gathers the loose ball! Middle Earth showing how dangerous they are early on. #fwc2014</p>
<p>7&#8242; Pippin goes on a rampaging run down the left channel.</p>
<p>He slaloms through two blue shirts but Cersei is one man too many. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Woman. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Zafir: “I was stuck on rampaging hobbits.” #fwc2014</p>
<p>Loki isn&#8217;t happy with that challenge from Cersei. She came flying in with several Kingsguard. #fwc2014</p>
<p>They&#8217;re having words. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Elric: “I think she was trying to have him executed. That&#8217;s pretty much her standard tactic early on.”  #fwc2014</p>
<p>Is that going to be a first yellow card? No. Just a warning. The referee&#8217;s going to have to be strong in this match. #fwc2014</p>
<p>8&#8242; Arya is fouled by Pippin in the centre circle. Westeros play it short to get it to Oberyn&#8217;s feet. #fwc2014</p>
<p>9&#8242; Played inside by Danaerys and the ball comes to Oberyn again. #fwc2014</p>
<p>The midfielder tries to deceive Gandalf with a drop of the shoulder but the centre-back blocks the shot. #fwc2014</p>
<p>A familiar wag of the finger from Gandalf. “You shall not pass.” #fwc2014</p>
<p>Taking his own advice a little too literally there, as he&#8217;s almost caught in possession by Tyrion. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Zafir: “It&#8217;s always the same with him. Hang around at the back and lob impossible balls at hobbits.”  #fwc2014</p>
<p>“It&#8217;s not like he as a single other strategy ever.” #fwc2014</p>
<p>“He&#8217;s a good player, but strategically an utter liability.” #fwc2014</p>
<p>10&#8242; Great tackle on Tyrion from Legolas. The Mirkwood player has been one of Middle Earth&#8217;s top performers in this tournament. #fwc2014</p>
<p>11&#8242; Legolas tries to float a ball into the box that goes all the way through to The Spider. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Worrying sign for Westeros as Jaime Lannister takes a few seconds to get back to his feet following a challenge. #fwc2014</p>
<p>The midfielder was another injury doubt before the game with a crucial morality problem. #fwc2014</p>
<p>12&#8242; Legolas with an incisive run forward before laying it off to Merry out wide. The low cross comes in&#8230; #fwc2014</p>
<p>The Spider spills it! The ball bounces off Tywin and trickles just wide of the post! #fwc2014</p>
<p>13&#8242; Westeros defend Middle Earth&#8217;s short corner well enough, but that was another nervy moment early on. #fwc2014</p>
<p>14&#8242; Tyrion draws a foul from Aragorn. #fwc2014</p>
<p>15&#8242; Merry cuts in from the right, works half a yard off Jon Snow and has a pop from range that The Spider beats away two-handed. #fwc2014</p>
<p>16&#8242; A slick turn from Thorin in his own half helps Middle Earth win possession back. #fwc2014</p>
<p>17&#8242; Snow shimmies past Sauron. He shoots from the edge of the box. The ball bounces up in front of Smaug who sets fire to the ball. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Second new ball of the game. #fwc2014</p>
<p>The Ghost of Ned Stark: “Danaerys has been very quiet so fa–” #fwc2014</p>
<p>Danaerys with curling effort from 20 yards that Smaug sees all the way and catches between his teeth. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Another new ball. #fwc2014</p>
<p>19&#8242; Middle Earth’s last seven goals have been scored by seven different players. #fwc2014</p>
<p>20&#8242; GOAL!! Great work from Danaerys as she wriggles between Gimli and Gandalf on the left before a chipped cross. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Smaug was bewildered there by Tyrion in the six yard box. It was the easiest thing in the world for the Imp to head the ball home. #fwc2014</p>
<p>21&#8242; A very rare sight here &#8211; Tyrion has a beaming smile and looks ecstatic in his celebration! #fwc2014</p>
<p>Such a marked change from his usual sour expression, but you can see why. That&#8217;s a huge goal. #fwc2014</p>
<p>22&#8242; This is the first time Middle Earth have been behind in a competitive game since the infamous Thomas Covenant goal. #fwc2014</p>
<p>24&#8242; Frodo steals half a yard off his marker but is unable to glance his header on target. Good response from Middle Earth. #fwc2014</p>
<p>25&#8242; This may be an appropriate time to remind you that Middle Earth have never beaten Westeros in seven previous attempts. #fwc2014</p>
<p>26&#8242; Great strength from Frodo to hold the ball up and tee up Gamgee for a strike. The Spider gets down to make the save. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Elric: “A great keeper for Westeros. He plays as though he always knows exactly what&#8217;s coming. Never flustered.” #fwc2014</p>
<p>28&#8242; Lovely gliding run forward from Samwise Gamgee before he picks out Merry who tries to feed Frodo with a reverse pass. #fwc2014</p>
<p>30&#8242; Merry now has a pop from range himself, but his shot is always swinging away from goal and wide. #fwc2014</p>
<p>31&#8242; Thorin concedes a free-kick for a foul on Tyrion, though it&#8217;s difficult to know what referee Loki saw there. #fwc2014</p>
<p>The Lannisters surround the referee. More of a huddle than a confrontation. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Now Gandalf&#8217;s getting involved. He&#8217;s waving his staff. This might get ugly. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Gandalf gets a yellow card for dissent. I think Loki enjoyed writing his name in the book. Play resumes. #fwc2014</p>
<p>The free kick is a lame effort by Jaime. Smaug watches it past the post. #fwc2014</p>
<p>32&#8242; Tyrion teases Gandalf as he shields the ball from him before being hauled down by his shirt. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Gandalf has to be careful here. #fwc2014</p>
<p>A great performance from the striker so far. #fwc2014</p>
<p>33&#8242; Gamgee sends Thorin scampering away down the right. #fwc2014</p>
<p>He skips the challenge of Jaime before sending in a lovely cross for Pippin that Cersei just reaches before him! #fwc2014</p>
<p>Corner to Middle Earth. #fwc2014</p>
<p>34&#8242; Westeros defend the corner and soon they are on the attack. Lovely control from Danaerys. #fwc2014</p>
<p>She slips the ball into the box for Jon Snow, who tries to turn but is halted by Gandalf. Why didn&#8217;t he hit it on the turn? #fwc2014</p>
<p>35&#8242; The ball sits up well enough for Legolas to try his luck. He hits a solid strike on target that The Spider saves well! #fwc2014</p>
<p>36&#8242; Tyrion is onside as he chases a after a long clearance from the Westeros half&#8230; #fwc2014</p>
<p>GOAL!! An unerring strike right into the top corner from the edge of the box! Fantastic! Smaug flails. #fwc2014</p>
<p>Classic dragon error. He tried to burn the ball out of the air when a simple parry would probably have done. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Tyrion celebrates his second goal of the game by whipping off his shirt and striking a pose. That&#8217;s a booking. Not that he&#8217;ll care. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Middle Earth players surround the referee now claiming that not all of the ash crossed the line. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ned Stark: “Looking at the video replay they might have a point.” #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Doesn&#8217;t matter. Loki has given it. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Elric: “The video clearly shows the ball bursts into flames well before it crosses the line.” #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Zafir: “Does ash still count?” #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Still doesn&#8217;t matter. Smaug and Sauron are furious but it&#8217;s 2-0 Westeros. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">39&#8242; Pippin&#8217;s control lets him down inside the Westeros box. Middle Earth look rattled. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">41&#8242; Tyrion is now Westeros&#8217;s joint-highest all-time scorer in this championship, level with Danaerys. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">42&#8242; Gandalf kicks the ball out play as Danaerys is on the floor writhing around in pain. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">There was some argy-bargy in the box there between Danaerys and Smaug. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">The replay shows an exchange of words and then Smaug flattens her with a swat of his tail. Uh-oh. The referee saw it too. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">That&#8217;s a yellow card for Smaug. The dragon is furious. Incandescent, you might say. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">There&#8217;s been some off-the-pitch banter on Twitter between Smaug and Danaerys before the match, but that&#8217;s no excuse. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Smaug has lost it! Westeros and Middle Earth players fleeing the penalty box. Smaug is breathing fire everywhere. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Danaerys enveloped in flames. Just as well she&#8217;s fire-proof. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Smaug smashes the goal. Loki shows the red card. Smaug tries to eat him. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">The dragon&#8217;s completely lost it. He leaves the pitch at last. Middle Earth down to ten men. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">That&#8217;s the last thing they need. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">44&#8242; Danaerys leaves the field on her feet, and will rejoin play shortly. Middle Earth&#8217;s can&#8217;t wait for half time. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Loki magics the goal back together. Looks like Gandalf&#8217;s going to replace Smaug at least until half time. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">45&#8242; Gimli plays the give-and-go down the left. He gets the ball back and crosses it, but The Spider comfortably claims it. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">45+1&#8242; Middle Earth win a corner, but The Hound heads it clear as the first defender. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">45+2&#8242; Half-time is signalled. Middle Earth go into the break two goals and a man down. #fwc2014</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Not many would have predicted that before kick-off, but Tyrion&#8217;s brace has got Westeros dreaming. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Plenty to talk about from that first half. Two goals and the sending off. What do you make of that? #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Radagast: “Middle Earth have produced some quality moves in the first half but their finishing has been poor.” #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Elric: “It&#8217;s the same old story. They grandstand. It&#8217;s great spectacle, but there doesn&#8217;t seem to be the commitment any more.” #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Radagast: “Smaug was new to the team and the manager&#8217;s brought him in to add something new. But it hasn&#8217;t paid off.” #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Zafir: “It&#8217;s bound to happen sooner or later if you leave a dragon like that without a rider.” #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Zafir: “&#8217;I and fire, I am death&#8217; is all very well for the pre-match press conference, but what you are now, mate, is sent off.” #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Radagast: “Westeros have gone in at half time very happy.” #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ned Stark&#8217;s ghost: “Tyrion rocks tonight and he well deserved this show. It&#8217;s maybe his star hour tonight.&#8221; #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Elric: “After everything he&#8217;s been through the law of averages owed him a couple of goals. Superb! Tyrion should stay hungry.” #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ned Stark&#8217;s ghost: “Westeros are a team with a tendency to implode, but tonight they&#8217;ve kept it together admirably.” #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Elric: “Do you see any way for Middle Earth to get back into this? Ten men and two goals down?” #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Radagast: “Honestly? No.” #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Zafir: “Fat chance.” #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ned Stark&#8217;s ghost: “I wouldn&#8217;t be so sure. Westeros are going to feel comfortable now, and that&#8217;s dangerous.” #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ned Stark&#8217;s ghost: “They&#8217;ll sit back and turn on one another. And you just can&#8217;t do that against Middle Earth&#8217;s front four.” #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ned Stark&#8217;s ghost: “Hobbits are so incredibly dangerous.” #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ned Stark&#8217;s ghost: “They&#8217;re not much to look at, but Middle Earth are at their best with their backs to the wall.” #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">The teams return. Looks like Gandalf is staying in goal. Middle Earth sticking to their attacking formation. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">It&#8217;s going to be fascinating second half. #fwc2014</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">46&#8242; The second half is underway! #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">47&#8242; Middle Earth substitutions:  Gollum and Bilbo were introduced at half-time for Frodo and Pippin. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Bizarrely Tyrion and Oberyn Martell have been substituted for Westeros. Brienne for Oberyn is a defensive move. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Oberyn is apparently suffering a recurrence of his crushed skull injury. No news on Tyrion. Reek up front? Really? Reek? #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">48&#8242; Bilbo makes an impact early in the second half, showing good feet to create a chance for himself in the box. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s been going on in the Westeros dressing room, but that substitution makes no sense. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">49&#8242; Bilbo&#8217;s pass for Merry on the edge of the box runs behind him to Gimli, who plays a one-two with Merry&#8230; #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">&#8230;and sends his sidefooted effort from the edge of the box over the bar! Great start to the second half from Middle Earth. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">They are attacking with real purpose. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">51&#8242; Problems for Westeros in midfield. The Hound and Arya have tangled. The Hound isn&#8217;t getting up. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">He was pretty close to Smaug when the dragon went off at the end of the first half. It&#8217;s rattled him. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">No, he&#8217;s not getting up. Westeros use their third substitution and bring on Littlefinger. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">54&#8242; Bilbo&#8217;s cross is blocked but it runs to Gollum. Gollum goes down, possibly with a Lannister knife in his back. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">He&#8217;s up again. Only muted appeals and play continues. Referee Loki isn&#8217;t interested. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">55&#8242; Searing run from Gamgee to the byline and he pulls the ball back for Legolas. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">56&#8242; Gollum charges into the area but it&#8217;s a well-timed tackle from Stannis that means Westeros only concede a corner. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Despite being down to ten men it&#8217;s all Middle Earth at the moment. Reek looking very isolated up front. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">59&#8242; Gamgee linking up well with Thorin again down the right. That flank looks like a good source of chances for Middle Earth. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">60&#8242; Danaerys has the ball on the corner of the Middle Earth area and she has only one intention. She hits a curling low strike&#8230; #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">&#8230;great save from Gandalf. Danaerys is looking sharper than she did in the first half. She&#8217;s a real threat. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">61&#8242; Stannis goes into the referee&#8217;s book for a foul on Merry. The free-kick is in a central area, about 25 yards from goal. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Sauron, Gamgee and Bilbo all fancy taking this. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">62&#8242; It will be Sauron to strike. Plenty of dip and bend on it as it head for the top corner, but The Spider saves well! #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">63&#8242; Jaime Lannister on a meandering run out of defence. He&#8217;s&#8230; #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Well. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">I don&#8217;t know what happened there. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Thorin kicks the ball out of play. There are three Westeros players down. A misunderstanding between Jaime and Jon Snow. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Snow takes the worse of it. Then bizarrely Jaime spins out of the collision and smacks into Danaerys. She goes down and&#8230; #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Did he tread on her head? He did! That looks more like a stamp. Westeros with some serious problems here. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Jaime is on his feet again. Dirty looks from Jon Snow, who is also up, but they&#8217;re having to bring on the stretcher for Danaerys. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Westeros have used all three substitutions already. If she can&#8217;t continue, they&#8217;re down to ten men too. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Wait! Snow is limping off! Looks like he can&#8217;t continue either! #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Is he faking it? #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Westeros have always had a discipline issue and tensions in the team, but what a time to implode! #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">65&#8242; Reek tries to catch Gandalf off his guard with an effort on goal. it&#8217;s an easy catch for the keeper in the end. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">67&#8242; Littlefinger and Arya exchange incisive passes and Arya fires wide! That would have surely been curtains for Middle Earth! #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Despite being down to nine men – entirely of their own making – Westeros are still dominating the midfield. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">69&#8242; Another collision between two Westerosi, this time Littlefinger and Cersei. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Middle Earth put the ball out of play so that Cersei can receive treatment. That has not gone down well with the crowd. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">71&#8242; Middle Earth substitution: Tauriel repalces Thorin. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">72&#8242; Both teams have now used all three of their substitutions. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">73&#8242; Gandalf is closed down as he tries to make a clearance and is rattled into making an error! #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Arya twists and turns to leave Gandalf flat on his back before firing a low strike inches wide of the far post! #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Brienne was screaming for the square pass but Arya went for glory. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">75&#8242; Gollum wins a corner. Every set piece not converted now will start to sap the belief from the Middle Earth team. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">76&#8242; Aragorn heads wide. He looks wholly disappointed with himself as he trots back to his own half. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">78&#8242; Great tackle from Arya as Gollum was preparing to surge into the Westeros box. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">79&#8242; Lovely pass from Brienne to send Arya away down the left. The midfielder hooks the ball into the box but Gandalf intercepts. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">81&#8242; The Westeros penalty box looks very chopped up. A consequence of Smaug&#8217;s first half rampage. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">The game is really opening up now. 10 v. 9 and both sides are looking desperate. Several Westeros players carrying injuries now. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">82&#8242; Sauron&#8217;s cross is headed away by Stannis and in the blink of an eye Littlefinger is clean through on goal! #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">As two despairing dwarves dive in he shoots into the side netting! #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Gandalf lumps the ball forward to Middle Earth&#8217;s attacking line. Whatever subtlety they once had is long gone. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">That&#8217;s just what he does. Never mind the midfield. Always the same long ball to the hobbit front line and hope for the best. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">They could do with playing it through the middle of the pitch more. Their play has become a bit one-dimensional. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">The Middle Earth midfield looked like a second bank of defenders for most of the first half. They don&#8217;t look it now. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">84&#8242; Arya is booked for a foul on Gollum. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">85&#8242; Quick one-two inside the Westeros box and Bilbo has the ball right in front of goal&#8230; #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Another excellent tackle from Cersei! She punches Gollum in delight at her great piece of defence! #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Jaime brings down Merry right on the edge of the box. Straight into Loki&#8217;s book. Yellow card. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Middle Earth are screaming for him to be sent off but he survives. A nod from Tywin there: “well done, my son.” #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ooof. Sauron takes the free kick and blasts the ball straight into the wall and straight into Arya. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Cersei clears, but the Westeros winger is down. That was some strike by Sauron. Loki is inspecting the ball. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Another new ball needed. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Tywin is having a word with the referee and the fourth official. The fourth official looks a lot bigger than I remember. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Westeros are trying to bring on another substitiute! Sansa for Arya! That&#8217;s a fourth substitute! They can&#8217;t do that! #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">The referee hasn&#8217;t noticed. That or he doesn&#8217;t care. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Middle Earth players surround Loki . . . Whoa! Sauron just picked Loki up and choke-slammed him. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Middle Earth are all over the fourth official . . . I thought the fourth official was a bit bigger – isn&#8217;t that the Mountain? #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Tywin Lannister giving himself an insurance policy. This will sour the win, if Westeros hang in there. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Loki&#8217;s back on his feet. He&#8217;s realised his mistake now. He&#8217;s waving Sansa off the pitch. She won&#8217;t be allowed to play. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Straight red card for Sauron for violent conduct. Off the pitch both sets of substitutes are laying into each other. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">The Mountain is down, swarmed by dwarves. Possibly they&#8217;re trying to build a new kingdom inside him. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Arwen pushes Sansa and Sansa&#8217;s not taking that. The officials need to break this up. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">89&#8242; On the pitch Tywin goes into the book, but he won&#8217;t mind one jot. Only injury time stands between Westeros and a win now. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">90&#8242; Gandalf comes up for a Middle Earth corner, but runs back to his own goal after a shot flies wide of The Spider&#8217;s goal. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">90+1&#8242; We are in the first of four minutes of added time. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">90+2&#8242; PENALTY!! Cersei handles inside the box under pressure from Gollum! A lifeline for Middle Earth! Gollum to take it&#8230;  #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">90+2&#8242; GOAL!! Gollum only takes a one-step run-up, but his penalty is good enough to fly out of the diving The Spider&#8217;s reach! #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">2-1. They can&#8217;t, can they? #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">90+3&#8242; Gandalf is now stationed in the centre circle as Middle Earth lay siege to the Westeros goal. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Middle Earth playing a 1-2-6 formation now! #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Aragorn is booked for a barge on Tywin. Westeros can breathe again. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">90+5&#8242; Gandalf charges up for one final free-kick by the halfway line, but Middle Earth play it short! #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">By the time it&#8217;s sent into the box the final whistle has been blown! Westeros WIN! #fwc2014</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Well, that was quite incredible. Westeros worthy winners on the night, with Tyrion their two-goal hero. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">They played well in the first half and deserved their half-time lead. But the news is all going to be about the second half. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Lots of controversy there, but lets not forget that Westeros were 2-0 up before Smaug was sent off. #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Westeros team has been decimated. Looks like most of their best players will be out for the next match. Last thoughts? #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ned Stark: “Typical Lannister defensive strategy in the second half. Bugger up everything even if you don&#8217;t need to.” #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Radagast: “Middle Earth will need to re-think their strategy. They have the players but they need way more depth.” #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Elric: “Both teams gave us a full exhibition of both their strengths and their weaknesses.” #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Zafir: “A marvel of destructive play by Westeros. I look forward to playing them. What&#8217;s left of them.” #fwc2014</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">And that concludes our commentary for tonight. #fwc2014</p>
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