Book Giveaway: War In Heaven (28/8/2012)
Having to let go the good stuff now… This week’s offering is War In Heaven by the uniquely… unique Gavin Smith. Gavin bears a particular contempt for The Smiths and it’s best not to get into a conversation about them anywhere within about five miles; despite this, hasn’t yet seen fit to change his name. I haven’t read War in Heaven but its predecessor was fast and furious and very messy. Rarely have so few been shot by so many and the bit where someone gets clubbed to death with their own cybernetic arm is… well, OK, I made that up, they only get clubbed unconscious.
“If I absolutely had to be clubbed into unconsciousness by my own cybernetic arm, it would be worth it if…”
You can be as rude as you like as long as you’re not libelous. The gods of random don’t care. But as before, if you make me laugh I might send an exciting bonus goody your way[1]. Although, though no one has yet complained about how long it takes me to get to the post office and post things, it can take a while and if you live abroad then it can take even longer. Sorry about that, but they do get there eventually. Well,so far.
[1] Exciting bonus goody not guaranteed to be exciting. But I have T-shirts if you really make me laugh.
August 28th, 2012 at 11: 55 am
Just thought I’d point out you’re one quarter Smith or under the circumstances would you like to keep quiet about that?
August 29th, 2012 at 10: 11 am
If I absolutely had to be clubbed into unconsciousness by an enraged Smith’s fan daffodil , it would be worth it if… I’d manage to beat Morrisey to death with his own severed arm or indeed any other body part.
August 29th, 2012 at 10: 15 am
Hope to get a free book, somthing to read in my spare time
August 29th, 2012 at 10: 39 am
If I absolutely had to be clubbed into unconsciousness by my own cybernetic arm, it would be worth it if…
I received the promised guided missile and machine gun upgrade afterwards.
August 29th, 2012 at 1: 07 pm
If I absolutely had to be clubbed into unconsciousness by my own cybernetic arm, it would be worth it if… it could also write on its own as good as Gavin Smith.
August 29th, 2012 at 1: 49 pm
If I absolutely had to be clubbed into unconsciousness by my own cybernetic arm, it would be worth it if it would make the damned thing let go of Mrs Chellingworth’s buttocks.
August 30th, 2012 at 10: 13 am
If I absolutely had to be clubbed into unconsciousness by my own cybernetic arm, it would be worth it if I could get the last cookie in the jar.
August 30th, 2012 at 12: 12 pm
If I absolutely had to be clubbed into unconsciousness by my own cybernetic arm, I would demand to see the person who decided it was absolutely necessary for this to happen. I think they just have a grudge and are making up regulations to torture me, which surely can be classed as “cruel and unusual punishment”. Life isn’t fair…
On the plus side, I would have a snazzy cybernetic arm, though I wish I knew how to change the setting from ‘club me into unconsciousness’ into ‘club other people into unconsciousness. Nasty people, obviously’.
August 31st, 2012 at 11: 10 am
If I absolutely had to be clubbed into unconsciousness by my own cybernetic arm, it would be worth it if it woke me up with breakfast in bed in the morning. Good Mr. Army – all is forgiven!
September 2nd, 2012 at 3: 44 am
If I absolutely had to be clubbed into unconsciousness by my own cybernetic arm, it would be worth it if I woke up with the body of Heidi Clum and the brain of Bill Gates… but of course act like Paris Hilton and everything I do or see equates to “Love It.”