Iron Man: Right, this bit goes here and this clearly goes there.
Thor: I-Kee-A? What is this demonic pantheon.
Iron Man: And then this here . . .
Captain America: Hey, Iron man, this bit of paper you screwed up and threw in the bin, are these the instructions?
Iron Man; Yeah, yeah . . .
Black Widow: Flat-pack furniture? I’m out of here.
Hulk: Hulk too. Flat-pack furniture bad for hulk’s self-control.
Iron man: Hey, wait a minute there big guy, this needs more than one person with a brain.
Captain America: They are the instructions!
Hulk: Hulk not think this bit fit right.
Iron Man: Trust me, it fits. And if it doesn’t fit, make it fit.
Thor (picking up Allen key): What’s this?
Arrow shooty guy: An Allen key.
Hulk (peering over Captain America’s shoulder): But Hulk not find screw A13? Why nut B26 too big for bolt D3?
Thor (picks up hammer): In Asgard we have hammers. And nails. Hammers and nails. This is how wardrobes are made.
Iron Man: And this bit here and we’re done . . . Not. It’s a penguin. We made a penguin.
Captain America: I really think you should have read this first.
Arrow shooty guy: (Shoots penguin) I’ll be with Black Widow (leaves).
Hulk: WHERE RUBBER FLANGE M4635? HULK NOT SEE RUBBER FLANGE M4635!
Iron Man: I think it’s the penguin’s beak.
Hulk: WHERE OTHER RUBBER FLANGE M4635!!
Thor: Loki! Only Loki could be behind something so fiendish.
Iron Man: Behind the penguin? Because I don’t think he is. I think if you look you’ll find that’s Hulk.
Hulk: rrrrRRRRRAAAAGHHH!!!! HULK SMASH!!!!
Iron Man (after a long pause): Well I still think it was a penguin.
(exeunt to pub)