Diamond Cascade: Sharks Again
101 Things to Know About Elves Number 5: Land sharks don’t like the way way elves taste. Or smell. Or something – anyway, they don’t like elves. When travelling with a group of dandelion-eaters, do not encounter a land-shark, for in this case, fact number three will not save you.
101 Things to Know About Elves Number 6: Despite being dandelion-eating wusses, it turns out that even a blind elf with a big sword can take down a land-shark if he swings it in the right direction. This is not to say very much about elven swordsmanship, which is much the same as that of any other race, but more an observation of the courage that eating dandelions can, apparently, imbue.
Stupid bloody land-shark. Spent days avoiding the bloody thing.
For reasons noted, the blood was largely mine.
NEXT WEEK: DON’T OPEN THE DOOR THAT SAYS DO NOT OPEN THIS DOOR
March 18th, 2011 at 10: 40 pm
hhhmmm, The reason and up to now secret that land sharks don’t like elves is because they smell of dandelions – no self respecting land shark will go near them you see in case the others call them names….Another secret about elves (males)is that they can go blind if they play with their sword too much as may have happened with…..what is his name again…timity…..