How to Eat Food for Beginners

We are trying to teach number one son not to use his fingers to push his food onto his fork, but to use something else, preferably cutlery. So I show him how it’s done – hold your fork in your left hand instead of your right (we’re both right-handed), and hold the knife in you right hand. Push the peas onto the fork. Yay! Hurrah! Now just eat the peas!

No, I didn’t spill them all over the floor. I was so busy making sure that I didn’t do that that I somehow missed my mouth entirely and stabbed myself in the cheek. Then all the peas fell off.

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One Response to “How to Eat Food for Beginners”

  1. Hilde says:

    You should have picked something other than peas, mate. Peas are treacherous. ;-)

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