Book Giveaway- Charm (15/7/2013)

So the last week has largely been about polishing up my contribution to a novel coming out next year that I still can’t talk about. As far as I know, everyone that needs to has now signed contracts and so maybe there’s going to be an announcement by Gollancz next week. Or maybe now. Who knows.

Any other news I might have had for the week is answered by this question: What do Charlemagne, Catherine de Medici, Benjamin Franklin, Mahatma Ghandi and Rudolph Valentino have in common?

Anyway, I promised Charm by Sarah Pinborough for the giveaway this week. Since the Poison ARC was so popular, Sarah’s editor has kindly offered three signed copies. You’re going to have to earn them though: we’re going to plat smut supermarket this week and each time you get through the alphabet, I release another book until all three are in play.

Usual deal – comment on this post before July 20th  and I’ll randomly select a lucky victim for a free copy of the book.

In keeping with Sarah’s Twitter feed and the general thrust of this series, this week we’re playing Rude Supermarket, or Smutty Supermarket, however you want to call it. So A is for “Anal Sex: A Beginners Guide, B is for Butt plug and so on and so forth. All those things Tescos and Sainsburys sell in the curtained-off over-18s only section… Wait, y’all do know about that right…?

Anyway, to enter the competition, you have to play the game. You can enter as may times as you like but I’ll count the first two entries – the rest are just for fun and showing off.  Extra points for humour and originality, not that extra points actually translates into anything useful :-p

Although, though no one has yet complained about how long it takes me to get to the post office and post things, it can take a while and if you live abroad then it can take even longer. Sorry about that, but they do get there eventually. Well, so far.


49 Responses to “Book Giveaway- Charm (15/7/2013)”

  1. Michelle says:

    B is for Brazilian Fart Porn.

    It’s an actual thing I swear. Look it up at your own peril.

  2. Alex says:

    C is for Cum-dumpster.

  3. Michelle says:

    D is for Dick

  4. Michelle says:

    Wait do we need to be able to buy these? That’s the supermarket thing right?

    So I guess ‘The Best of Brazilian Fart Porn 3D’ and Dick ring?

  5. I Paton says:

    E is for Erotic Enema

  6. Michelle says:

    F is for Fungal Treatment Cream

  7. I Paton says:

    G is for Google, Going Incognito

  8. I Paton says:

    I claim “S” for “Space Docking” as told to me by someone at work, with the caveat of “NSFW” in flashing letters.

  9. paul walsh says:

    T is for Tibulus as in St Tibulus the dirty feckers(Careful now , down within that sort of thing)

  10. Dom Dulley says:

    S is, of course, for Soapy Tit Wank.

  11. Hilary says:

    C is for cunt and also the cock that cums in between…. Have I gone too far…?

  12. Lindsey says:

    H is for Hardcore, Hamfisting and Hentai

  13. Paul says:

    M is for all the MILFs mulling over the mouthwatering melons.

  14. Danielle Willis says:

    Really want to read this!!

  15. Dom Dulley says:

    P is for Pacific Rimming.

  16. Stephen says:

    A couple of comments – There is no “too far,” you don’t have to come up with something you could strictly buy and ALPHABETICAL ORDER PEOPLE. We’re up to I, which I’m quite sure is for some sort of Inserting of something.

  17. Robin says:

    Impaled on his throbbing member

  18. matt says:

    U is for urethral splint for when the spirit is willing but the flesh is flaccid

  19. Clare Allington says:

    “J” is for an inflamed pus filled “Japs Eye”

  20. Clare Allington says:

    “K” is for a throbbing engorged “kootch”

  21. Clare Allington says:

    “L” is for a 10 ounce “Labia”

  22. Clare Allington says:

    “M” is for a moreish cunt

  23. Clare Allington says:

    “N” is for a sweaty “nut sack” (on special this week)

  24. diane says:

    D is for Derelict Daughter

  25. Grim says:

    ‘O’ is for ‘Oregasmo’, the sexy herb.

  26. Carl Ford says:

    “S” is for Spittle stretched sphincter

  27. Edwin says:

    O = Oral sex. Which means talking about sex. Obviously.

    What is with the ridiculously confusing order above anyway? Are people trying to confuse me?

  28. Richard says:

    “O” is for orally opened orifice.

  29. Richard says:

    “P” is for penally penetrated pussy.

  30. Lisa says:

    P is for Pearl Necklace

  31. Barb Petersen says:

    Quim (an old slang term for female genitals)

  32. Lisa says:

    Q is for a Queef greased cock rocket

  33. Rysz says:

    Z is for Zuffle. Roger Mellie states that it is the act of wiping ones cock on the curtains of a posh birds house after sex.

  34. Jonathan Green says:

    S is for Sarah Pinborough. ;-)

  35. Robin says:

    R is for rimming
    Or rogering

  36. Gina says:

    S is for Soapy Sodomy!

  37. paul walsh says:

    The dirtiest thing starting with S is Sarah Pinborough;-)

  38. matt says:

    S is for Sloppy Spunk Spillage!

  39. Barb Petersen says:

    Scissor Sisters

  40. Paul says:

    S is for Soap, to ensure the cleanest of tit wanks.

  41. Hilary says:

    S is for that sexy sex squelch.

  42. Robin says:

    T is for tupping
    And tonsil hockey

  43. Neil says:

    U is for Uranus.

  44. Matt Moore says:

    V is for vigorous vaginal vibrato.

  45. AndyBB says:

    W is for WankWall. The focal point of my teenage bedroom.

  46. Aleksandra Kesek says:

    X-rated Competition.

  47. Aleksandra Kesek says:

    yo-yo knickers.

  48. AndyBB says:

    Z is for Zorbing (Mammary-masturbation involving particularly large spheres)

  49. Stephen says:

    Accounting for all the double and multiple penetration going on here (yeah, you think I won’t notice if you come more than once?), I guess even though you only got through the alphabet the once, I’ll throw in a second book for the enthusiasm. So the winners are Barb and Michelle.

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