Giveaway (Dragon Queen T) (30/6/2014)
The Silver Kings has gone to my agent. Yay. Irritation of the week still gets to be shared between the Achilles tendon that still refuses to stop hurting and the willy-waving reviews. Speaking of which there’s a review of Barricade over here what I writ and what’s full of typos.
Well I thought so…
This week it’s back to various alter-egos. Nathan Hawke is writing a short story. Then SJ gets to work on the second William Falkland novel, which will mean nothing to any of you since the first one isn’t out yet. Cover reveal coming soon though.
This week, by special request, the giveaway is a little different. This week I’m giving away a Dragon Queen T-shirt, to be ordered and printed after the competition closes. I’ll be in touch with the winner about what size it should be.
Usual deal – comment on this post before the end of July 5th and I’ll randomly select a lucky victim. If you want to enter the competition for the shirt, tell me a T-shirt slogan, real or imagined, that amuses you.
Although, though no one has yet complained about how long it takes me to get to the post office and post things, it can take a while and if you live abroad then it can take even longer. Sorry about that, but they do get there eventually. I am currently up to date with posting things.
July 1st, 2014 at 11: 00 am
I loved the one they got our baby even if it was insulting me -
I’m Cute, My Mums Cute , My Dads Just Lucky
July 1st, 2014 at 5: 57 pm
For the Memory of Flames saga I have a few I have imagine:
1. “Dragon Queen > Dragon Mother”
2. “What Would Jehal Do?”
3. “Small White Dragon” with a picture of Snow on the back
4. “Admentine, All The Time” with an image of the statue of the First Night Watchman turning a dragon to stone.”
5. Elemental and Proud of it
6. Admentine Men, killing dragons since the First Speaker
7. Silent Hunger is the deadliest hunger, with a photo of him on the back
July 1st, 2014 at 7: 35 pm
You already know we special-ordered a tee that says “Due to rounding errors I have eaten ALL THE ICE CREAM” but before that my favorite was from a professional association for Anthropologists & Gerontologists (AAGE). It says “Broken down by age and sex” ~ with a graphic of a generic two-variable bar chart. I NEED to win a Diamond Eye tee!
July 4th, 2014 at 10: 05 pm
Oh, our phsyics professor has a ton of funny t-shirts.
“We used to slay the dragon and marry the virgin – today there are no virgins and we marry the dragon!”
*picture of Albert Einstein standing next to a black-board full of maths/physics formulas and whatnot* “But I still don’t understand women.”
For The Memory of Flames?
*picture of ginning Snow*
Hello, amusing dinner!
And of course there could be endless messing around with Daenerys ‘Mother of Dragons’ Targaryen from ASOIAF
July 6th, 2014 at 4: 55 am
It’s still July 5th here, so I’m trying to remember more amusing t-shirt slogans before midnight.
This one is okay before the kids can read: Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.
I also have to be careful where I wear my Klingon batlef graphic t-shirt that says: Revenge is a dish best served cold.
July 8th, 2014 at 7: 37 am
Mango wins. There will be an enquiry. The Gods of Random are looking pretty sheepish and I’m not convinced there haven’t been backhanders.
July 8th, 2014 at 7: 53 pm
Must have been the many burnt offerings…. But I can assure you that no sheep were harmed during the sacrificial shenanigans!